And no, we're not sorry. That's the point.
DeadAss is New York's premier source for dark humor, satire, and criticism. Born in a basement in Lower Manhattan and raised on 3 hours of sleep and a diet of pure spite, we exist to say the things everyone's thinking but nobody's stupid enough to say out loud.
We don't do "both sides." We don't do "fair and balanced." We do the truth — filtered through a lens of existential dread, absurdism, and an unhealthy amount of caffeine. If you're easily offended, you're in the wrong place. If you're easily offended and you keep reading, congratulations — you're our target audience.
To make you laugh about things you should be crying about. We believe that the best way to deal with a world that's actively on fire is to roast it mercilessly. Every article, every cartoon, every headline is crafted with one goal: make it funny, make it true, and make sure the people who need to be embarrassed can't hide.
A ragtag collective of former journalists, failed comedians, professional trolls, and one guy who swears he was a CIA operative but won't show us his badge. We operate out of a cramped office at 30 Wall Street, 8th Floor — because if you're gonna satirize the 1%, you might as well do it from their backyard.
Everything on this site is satirical. If you believe any of it, we have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you. Seriously — it's a beautiful bridge, great views, slightly used. If you're a politician who's been featured on our site and you're mad about it: good. That means we're doing our job.