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Subway rat crowned Mayor of New York in landslide write-in victory
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Subway rat crowned Mayor of New York in landslide write-in victory

A large rat known as 'Squeaky' won the NYC mayoral race in a landslide write-in campaign.

By Maria Gonzalez June 09, 2026
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