In a Chapter 11 filing submitted to the International Court of Justice, Planet Earth cited 'gross negligence, willful destruction of assets, and emotional distress' as primary reasons for the split. The judge has ordered humanity to show cause within 30 days.
Earth files for bankruptcy, cites 'irreconcilable differences with humanity'
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